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6 Blow Job Struggles All Girls Face

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Lakshmi Devan
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6 Blow Job Struggles All Girls Face

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It’s called a blow-JOB, what do you think? Of course struggle is involved. But just how much is the question.

“You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a job for nothing.” – Samantha Jones, Sex and the City.


If we were to imagine a world of true liberal-mindedness and absolute freedom, it would be a world where I could climb atop my workstation and shout, “BLOW JOBS!”, and everyone would look unperturbed, almost bored and say, “Yeah? What about it?”


Instead, let me tell you what would actually happen if I were to do that today, in our so-called ‘liberal’ society – shock-induced asthma attacks, cardiac arrest, seizures, and maybe even spontaneous death! This might be an exaggeration, but the truth is, you cannot mention the b-word without getting the gasps-and-glares. Every time I type in ‘blow job’, the autocorrect on my phone changes it to blow-up, blowback, blowy, and even Bloemfontein (a major city and judicial capital of South Africa). If you can say Bloemfontein out loud, you might as well be allowed to scream ‘blow jobs’ at the top of your voice! 


I always say that there is nothing as empowering as giving head. It feels great to be the queen of the tub-thumper, to have fun with the magic wand, and watch him twitch and squirm in pleasure. Not to mention the ego boost when he tells you how magnificent you were. 


But it’s like fighting a dragon, ladies. One can never be completely prepared. 



So here's a list of 6 blow job struggles all girls face every now and then.


Blow Job Struggles All Girls Face

1. S.O.S. – What do I do?


Let’s be honest, the one-eyed snake can be a bit intimidating when it’s looking at you from 10 centimetres away. And for the first few times, you wouldn’t even know what to do with it. Nobody wants to talk about it, and porn is not a lot of help. All the apprehensive ones out there, note this down – there is NO such thing as a bad blow job, unless you ripped the foreskin right off, in which case – may the Lord be with you. Believe me, nothing matches the warm, squishy feeling of your mouth, and when paired with some good tongue action, it’s a straight ticket to the big O.

2. Getting at it, and realising you forgot to take your make-up off –


You are feeling it, he is feeling it, and the room is feeling it. Did it just get hot in here? And then it hits you…Oh, snap! All that mascara, liner, lipstick, and gloss? Yeah, you know you won’t get out of this looking good. But hey, let’s not forget that sometimes dirty is sexy! Your man at the moment wants to see you sweat it, and he sure wants to be the reason you look like a mess. It’s his prize.  

Blow Job Struggles All Girls Face

3. Over-thinking, and other miscellaneous worries –


Did I brush my teeth today? Oh, he just gasped a little. I can hear it. Maybe I should keep doing this…Wait, is he asleep now? Why isn’t he moaning anymore? This was supposed to be my top move. I wonder if that black dress would’ve sold out already. Who cares? I’m too fat to fit in it. I wonder if he can see all the flab from up there? Maybe I should look him in the eye and give it a naughty lick. Gosh, I’ve been down here for God-knows-how-long, did he really sleep? I wish I could say don’t get worked up, but who am I kidding? It is bound to happen. Plus, there’s no stopping that bullet train of thoughts. All you can do is remember to not get overly stressed and forget to enjoy yourself.

4. Getting pubic hair in your mouth –


Occasionally finding a pubic hair in my teeth – I can deal with that. Finding two more? It begins to feel like flossing. Pubes are natural and they can also be sexy, but just sometimes you wish you’d know how to tell him nicely to run a lawn mower down there. Communication, my friend. I think your man would only appreciate both your interest and your honesty.

Blow Job Struggles All Girls Face

5. Gagsville – A not-so-pleasant state of mind –


It gets the best of us, right out of nowhere, when we least expect it…Pop, and straight into our mouth. A gentleman would always ask if you’d mind, and you shouldn’t feel obliged to swallow, just to please him. I know women who love to swallow, some love to spit, but if you do not feel ready or comfortable doing it, DO NOT push yourself. A move like that will land you in gagsville faster than a banana peel will land you on the floor.

6. Deep-throating is the deeper question –


This one is self-explanatory. Just how can one become good at this? And is it really worth it? Remember, a real man only has fun as long as you have fun. Deep-throating isn’t all that fantastic as porn has made it to be. Some women love it, it’s their thing. You may have your own thing, like good hands or a strong tongue. Use it to your advantage and you’ve struck gold!

To sum it all up, just do your thing, get out there and be a badass who knows how to have fun. 

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